Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We need to rekindle our bromance
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
don't judge my taste in strippers
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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