The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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