Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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