new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Vodka?
Forever.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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