you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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