yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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