so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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