: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.