Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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