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(586): View more from Michigan

I wish my penis had an off switch

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(650): View more from California

Why were you high on a thursday?

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today's a wednesday

(650): View more from California

I asked first.

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(424): View more from California

Do u kno any dealers?

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I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.

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(519): View more from Ontario

she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

well apparently not.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.

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(909): View more from California

If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?

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(417): View more from Missouri

Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List

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