If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
