we're blogging at a bar
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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