Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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