I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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