Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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