You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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