my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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