she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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