He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize