How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
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My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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