So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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