well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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