And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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