at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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