as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
