I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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