is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
ttyl tear gas
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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