My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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