So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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