And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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