only if we run a train.
done.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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