I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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