And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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