just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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