Where is the hickey?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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