Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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