tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize