I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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