I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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