craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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