Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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