Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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