Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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