how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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