My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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