I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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