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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...

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• (254): View more from Texas

  People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Come find me please? Im in a ditch.

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  That doesn't help me much...

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  I'm right under the moon!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.

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  It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (619): View more from California

  Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.

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  Awwwwwww!

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...

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