There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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