fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you traded sex for a burrito?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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