do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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