And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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