i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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