True but thats because hes a fetus.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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