Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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